The Dr Teeth Big Band

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	NAME: The Doctor RESPONSIBILITIES: Vocals, Debt Collection JIVE POWER: Immunity to Irony LITTLE KNOWN FACT: The Doctor taught himself how to dance by studying, at length, Janet Jackson?s ?"Rhythm Nation"? video. INFLUENCES:Baloo the Bear, David Mamet, Arther Miller. WOULD LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED AS: Not fat, just nicely covered. MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE:My mom pulling a nail out of my foot aged 9. CHAT UP LINE: The Dr needs no such thing!
NAME: Simon 'The Duke' of Kemp RESPONSIBILITIES: Piano, Harmonica, Dodgy facial hair JIVE POWER: Cartwheels and fire-breathing LITTLE KNOWN FACT: The Duke has never, ever told a lie! WORST GIG EXPERIENCE: remember at one gig, I accidently played one of the black notes. I didn't recognise the sound at first. When we finished Double Meat told me it was a 'flattened 5th'... scary! MOST OFTEN USED PHRASE: Of course I can do that! CHAT UP LINE: Of course you can sit on it, its only a handlebar moustache!
	NAME: Sheepy Parva RESPONSIBILITIES: Guitar, Backing Vocals JIVE POWERS: Fertility and Hair Growth LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Mr. Parva's life mission is to find Elvis INFLUENCES: Under, definately. MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE: Losing my memory. PERSON YOU WOULD MOST LIKE TO MEET: Davros WOULD LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED: AS Mrs Trellis of North Wales FAVOURITE PHRASE: Give me the money first. MOST OFTEN USED PHRASE: Give me the money first CHAT UP LINE: Give me the money first.
RESPONSIBILITIES:Double Bass, Vocals and Choreography JIVE POWERS:Massive legs and a Plastic Claw LITTLE KNOWN FACT: The Lobster actually wrote "Wooly Bully", Sam Sham and the Pharoahs just ripped him off! INFLUENCES: Mingus, Chevy Chase and Mr T. MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE: Coming second in a joke telling contest at Haven Holiday camp, aged 7 PERSON WOULD MOST LIKE TO MEET: Homer Simpson WOULD LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED AS: The record holder of something FAVOURITE PHRASE: "You can't polish a turd" MOST OFTEN USED PHRASE: "Honestly, I didn't mean to do it" WORST GIG EXPERIENCE: Trying to encourage Wolves into survivng the relegation battle by playing "The Great Escape" outside their ground two games before the end of the season. Thankfully they still went down. CHAT UP LINE: "So, how many of those CAN you fit in there?"
	NAME: Morton Pinkney RESPONSIBILITIES: Drums'n'Money JIVE POWER: A Black Belt in DIY LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Morton is founder of both the X-Ray Specs Fan Club (Midlands Branch) and the Midge Ure Appreciation society. WOULD MOST LIKE TO MEET: Elvis MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE: Being paid on time WOULD LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED AS: Half man half drum MOST OFTEN USED PHRASE: Is it cash tonight? CHAT UP LINE: Is it cash tonight?
NAME: Mike "Double Meat" Addlington, Mikea Addlington or Metal Mike Addlington RESPONSIBILITIES: Trumpet, Ska Appreciation, Depravity JIVEPOWER: Perfect Rhythm - Double Meat NEVER misses a beat. Depravity LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Double meat produces more methane throughout the course of one performance than an entire herd of beef cattle
	NAME: Jay "Choo Choo Cha" Moody RESPONSIBILITIES: Tenor Saxophone, Ad Hoc Choreography JIVE POWER: Jay not only puts the "Stud" in his hometown of Studley, but he also puts the "Sack" in Saxophone. LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Jay was the body double for Guy Pearce in Memento.
NAME: Simon "Let the Good Times" Robilliard RESPONSIBILITIES: Trombone, Band Welfare JIVE POWER: Unmoveable hair & Cuban Heels LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Good Times has an allergy to gloves. INFLUENCES: Jac! WOULD LIKE TO BE REMEBERED: Remembered? I'm not going anywhere! MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE: Stargazing
	NAME: Paul 'The Apostle' Evans RESPONSIBILITIES: To move his van when told to by an angry granny! JIVE POWER: 10000 Watts of Jive Power! LITTLE KNOWN FACT: He owns a Peavey watch bought for 1p from ebay! INFLUENCES: Neil Diamond, Frank Sinatra, Freddie Starr, Bucks Fizz WOULD LIKE TO BE REMEMBERED: As the Apostle MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE: Allowing the duke to sleep in my caravan CHAT UP LINE: My god luv' are those real!?



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